Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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