We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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