whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
