I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
vagina is talking i cant
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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