thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
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