Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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