we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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