so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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