small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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