So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I think I just sharted jello shots
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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