Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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