you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
A+ Viking dick
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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