Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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