But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Randomize
