thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just invented taco cereal.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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