i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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