Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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