that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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