We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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