I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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