Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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