So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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