Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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