i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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