I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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