Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
