i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Randomize
