I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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