we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I love having hate sex.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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