I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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