and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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