Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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