Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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