i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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