But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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