Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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