love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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