Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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