Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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