oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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