Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
As shirtless as possible
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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