Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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