scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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