i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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