He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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