He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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