Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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