escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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