I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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