Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I love having hate sex.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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