Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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