Having a random hookup so left but love u
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
